Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
send nudes
from the living room?
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