I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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