she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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