He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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