Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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