Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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