Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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