And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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