ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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