I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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