i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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