i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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