nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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