i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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