Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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