It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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