We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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