I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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