A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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