Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the day after is always just damage control
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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