we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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