O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
