awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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