my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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