brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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