Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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