Christians are straight up FREAKS
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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