Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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