i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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