Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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