shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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