I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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