so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
