You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You can't just leave with hair like that
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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