Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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