Plan B is the new Plan A
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Randomize
