do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think I sprained my soul last night
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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