why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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