I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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