I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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