Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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