The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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