Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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