All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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