Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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