And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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