Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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