But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Damn victory sex feels great
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