These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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