i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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