Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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