Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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