i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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