Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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