You surviving the open bar?
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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