They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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